Roger Dodger

Right now, as I speak, I am watching about the most terrible movie I've seen in a long, long time. It's called, you guessed it, Roger Dodger. It's about a wannabe player in New York City whose 16-year-old nephew shows up unannounced. The uncle then proceeds to try to teach the kid about how to pick up a woman. Unfortunately, his uncle is a prick and really doesn't know how to pick up a woman.

This had made for some great quotes, including:

"You have to make sex a PRIORITY in your mind"

"you know what made Michael Jordan great? he paced himself, he always had something left for winning time"

"- just because you're not having sex doesn't mean the rest of us are staying at home playing cribbage! ... - what's cribbage?"

"And I don't want to see you talking to any guys, that's a rally killer"

Really, if you can avoid it, don't watch this movie. Find something better to do with your evening, like cribbage.